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one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.
-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"
-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."
-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
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When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.
Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.
dude 1: damn that chicks hot!
dude 2: thats my mum
dude 1: thats masturbatable
The art of acrobatically masturbating.
Any chump can swing from a trapeze. However, it takes true skill to do so while simultaneously beating your meat, in an astounding feat of masturbatics.
When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.
"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."
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something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.
"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.
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Worth considering while masturbating.
Street: Man who sit on toilet, high on pot.
Wil: Thats masturbatable.
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A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage.
Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.
Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
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