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The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"
"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"
A man who doesn't last very long in bed.
She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.
The man who made flex tape
A true legend
Yo do you know fill swift
Yes he's my jesus
To wank off over a ladies face.
Mary asked Iggy Pop to provide her with a swift cover !!
The act of busting into the love-of-your-life’s wedding, proclaim your love for said bride or groom in the hopes they walk away with you instead.
Like a Taylor Swift song.
Bee decided to Taylor Swift Short because she was always "the one" for her.
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American singer/songwriter born in Pennsylvania, though she moved to Nashville at age 14 to pursue her career. Despite being subject to some of the worst criticism and notouriously portrayed as an immature, serial-dating, untalented whiner, Taylor Swift is actually one of the best of our time. She rose to stardom "the old fashioned way" and worked her way to the top, being her own tour manager and putting together her own work. Her shows include a theatrical aspect making them seem almost as if a Taylor Swift song is being performed on Broadway. Her vocals have improved drastically over the years, as she was noted for her phenomonal vocals by many esteemed stars. Taylor's songwriting skills have earned her 7 Grammys (to date) and over 200 various awards, many in which include Entertainer of the Year Awards. She was the youngest star to ever win a Grammy for Album of the Year. She has toured 3 times, all in which have been sold out tours. Taylor crossed over to pop, slaying both the pop & country charts. Despite her worldwide success, Taylor has remained modest, down-to-earth and humble in the spotlight after 7 years. She remains an inspiration and shining light to millions of fans-- both male & emale. Taylor decorates guitars and performs for terminally ill fans in hospitals. She continues to contribute to charity through the Taylor Swift Educaution Center & other renown charities. Taylor Swift has truly grown into a beautiful young woman infront of America's public eye.
Ignorant person: "taylor swift is mentally stuck in middle school, Harry styles is mine lolz!!1"
To view a 7 time Grammy-award-winning, multi-millionaire, renowned performer as "Harry Styles' Girlfriend" is frankly quite sexist.
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