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Teacher

an annoying person that gets paid for giving you work <3

that teacher just got 100$ for giving me this test :O

by heyguys:) February 5, 2020


Teachers

People who:
(1) Behave "friendly" to students whom they first meet {WARNING: THEY ARE FAKE NICE PEOPLE}.
(2) Start giving hard as heck homework to them
(3) Subtly kill students by homework, then
(4) Directly kill students by homework
(5) Announce the exam dates with glee
(6) Give them stress by including notes which aren't even in the goddamn syllabi and sends them to hell
(7) Do nothing but giving homework, dont even know how to teach

They do this much of these, but NEVER get karma.

Yikes, why are teachers so double-faced...
Oh PLEASE, our math teacher doesn't even know what is teaching.

by BTS_Lover07 November 2, 2019


Teacher

Educated person who channels their insecurities into their students.

It is mostly improbable for you to have a good one.

Sometimes you really get a good one, shoutout to those.

Me: "From next week I start a work as a teacher assistant, so I`ll finally get to channel my insecurities into my students."
My friend: "Cheaper than therapy and you get paid!!"
*high five each other

by azuredragon7721 October 18, 2021


Teacher

Someone who needs a higher raise, because they clearly deserve it for helping build up empires by educating the masses that hold intelligent individuals.

teacher, professor

by Potterian April 18, 2013

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Teacher

A adult that didn't pass their College Exit Exam so they had to be a life ruining teacher.Some are the most fun you have ever had though.

Mrs Beshears Math and science-"go ahead and eat""you could listen to your CD player as long as you shutup!"if you get caught i never saw you"
So awesome

by Samus October 29, 2004

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Teachers

An excellent British TV show, which began in 2001 and has gone from strength to strength. Sort of comedy, it's in a similar style to Peep Showand The Office.

Teachers is one of the best shows on Channel 4.

by Jon K July 24, 2004

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teachers

they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker)

they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.

they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)

teacher: what is 394567 x 394567
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

by mia xXx April 20, 2004

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