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Noun. 1.) a woman whose bodily dimensions are dominated by her humongous tookus; 2.) a dame who is all gams; 3.) any broad possessing an unusual if not downright odd body type whose corpus includes a supersized rumbleseat, which a gone-astray Cub Scout troop could easily wander into and disappear, never to be heard from again in our lifetime.
So called after the mythic Tennessee Toddy, a most unusual creature who was "all ass and no body."
...We went to a place called Everybody’s/
There I met a little chick called the Tennessee Toddy/
The reason she was called the Tennessee Toddy/
Was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/
But that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/
And I’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.
She was long and lean like a green string bean....
--Marty Robbins, "Tennessee Toddy" (song lyrics)
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When a guy has a dip or chew in and is fucking someone in the ass he pulls out then takes the tobacco out of his mouth and sticks it in his partner's asshole. He then resumes fucking his partner in the ass using his dick like a rod to ram the tobacco deep into the other persons anus. Simulating how one would load an old musket or muzzleloader.
In a deep southern accent: I was fuckin' Dixie in the ass and gave her the The Tennessee Muzzleloader. She squealed like a piggy!
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To take a shit on females chest between the tits and then skeet on it. Share the delicious treat with your partner. *Best if eaten hot and steamy fresh
MMM i haven't had a Tennessee truffle that good since i made them with your mom
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A Tennessee Mudball, is a variation on the classic Snowball, it's the act of getting head while the person giving the head has a dip of tobacco or chewing tobacco in their mouth. When the person finishes in the mouth, the sperm and tobacco is then "Mudballed" back into the recipients mouth. That's then guzzled down like a real man.
You're telling me, that having my wife knuckle deep in my pleasure hole as I prepare for the best Tennessee Mudball of my life is gay??? Well, I say this ain't my America anymore, Brother, and the communists have won!!!!
When the ground is so covered with shells ejected from firearms, there is more brass than dirt.
Johnny slipped and fell at the shooting range due to the cylindrical and slick properties of the Tennessee Gravel that covered much of the ground.
When a man with a puddin figure cant get laid he resorts to driving to a quarter vacuum machine sticks it to his neck while jerking his chicken..
man why not try the tennessee jerk puddin said its great...
The hub city located between Nashville and Memphis divided by Interstate-40. Jackson has two Walmarts along with many churches. It contains 3 Major private schools which divide the city. The three schools, USJ, JCS, and TCA are major rivals in both sports and academics. USJ is known for having the best sports teams for it has the history of being the first private school in Jackson, while JCS and TCA are just a bunch of dooschebags that don't give a cleveland steemer about their religion. There are also 4 major public schools: Madison Academic, Northside, Jackson Central, and Southside. Jackson is known for having a key rivalry between Northside and Southside in sports, while MAHS has a reputation for winning many national academic decathalons. JCM is known for having some crime, but all around being a chill school.
"Dude, there's not much to do in JTown Tennessee." Reply:"I know right. Let's go to a football game and toke it up."
Common Misspellings: None. If you do, you're a dumbass.