A test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.
I talked all the night and didn't let that chick perform her shit tests on me man, until she got drunk.
We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.
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a completely useless test nerds use to feel good about themselves.
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Upon smoking more weed than is necessary or advisable from a bong with ancient water, the act of pouring the thick, murky liquid on a piece of paper and saying the first thing that comes to mind. Much like saying what you see in a cloud pattern and very closely related to the Rorshach Test. A good indication of what lurks in one's subconscious.
Ryan and I smoked 47 bong hits and then dumped the bong water onto some paper. I performed a Bongshach test on Ryan and he said that he saw the face of God or maybe a large cookie in the representation.
mbti tests are tests that are acclaimed to type the person who is taking them and assign them one of the 16 mbti personalities. Although these tests most commonly turn out to be rigged and very inaccurate. It is suggested to research cognitive functions to truly know your mbti type rather than taking any of the tests.
ay shawty did you take the mbti test which type are you?
no john i read about the cognitive functions. also we're breaking up.
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The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.
I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"
When you don't know if something is still being used so you take it away and see if anybody screams.
Carrie: Do you know if anyone even uses this network folder anymore?
Scot: No fucking clue, I'll give it a scream test. DELETE
Matt: (the next day): WTF happened to my porn folder!
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A test that we have to take in the state of Texas because of some motherfuckers. Takes 4 motherfuckin hours to take. We have to sit in a classroom with the most annoying people ever. Test Cheaters, popular kids, cute guys/girls, and etc. We get crackers and a water, but the teachers get a stupid buffet. THEY EAT INFRONT OF US... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME TF BITCHES. If you donβt pass hello summer school. Or if you donβt go hello same year again. I know itβs stupid like me. Teachers get the report of the other countries test scores and Texas is the most stupidest state ever. Like fuck yβall for judging us go suck your ass we atleast try. We get depressed at school for the whole year because of projects and homework... more stuff. Just to get ready for the staar test with double a.
*first day of school*
me: Ah shit here we go again... da motherfuckin staar test