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sex

1. Gender. Male or Female.

2. The greatest way for two people to earn great pleasure.

1. Name? ... Joe Sex? ... Male

2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.

by lostinlost12345 August 13, 2007

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Sex On

Two-word phrase used when one, or both, of a couple decide the time has arrived for sexual relations to commence.

Wow, babe...I had no idea you'd look THAT good in Saran Wrap. Sex on!

by Nipplemann January 21, 2010

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Sex

Sex feels so good. 🤤 you feel funny at first but after you do it a lot it feels amazing. It’s like math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and try not to multiply.

Girl: sex is so good!
Boy: come to my house tonight.

by WowGirlIsMe December 4, 2018

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Sex

The most commonly looked up word in the dictionary for males between the age of 11 to 19. Second being Penis and third Vigina.

Male Kid 1: Look! Look! I've found it S-E-X.
Male Kid 2: What does it mean?
Male Kid 1: I don't know but lets try it in my tree house tonight, it must be good if Daddy has all those women come round to do it when mommies away.
Male Kid 2: OK! Sex must be great lets do it.

by Stu T July 7, 2006

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Not sex

Not sex

Not sex

by December 22, 2020


Sex

I LOVE SEX

sex is when a man sticks his penis into a woman’s vagina

Let’s be honest u searched this up to get horny go to bed or to what u was doing before anyway here’s my definition

I came home to my tutor waiting for me at the table. I’ve had a crush on him since I first saw him. I wish I could tell him.(1 hour later) Louie went for a drink and I asked if he wanted wine. He agreed. A few moments after that we had 5 drinks of wine. I told him how I feel about him. He said I love u too I didn’t know how to say it to you though. I took my shirt and bra off and said touch them it will be good. He took his pants on and put his dick between my BIG boobs. I moaned. I took my pants off and he took his shirt off. I said do it stick it in me. He did so. We both cummed.I went faster for him. I could feel his big cock wriggling in me. It felt so good. I got off him and he licked my pussy. I cummed again. He licked it all away in seconds. he had to go soon. We started to date and he came over every night and we had sex. We finished the tutoring and he left I begged for him to stay but he couldn’t or we wouldn’t be a thing...

Hey wanna have sex

OMG I THOUGHT U WOULD NEVER ASK

;)

by sexy wooden amber December 6, 2020


Sex

When the schlong go’s into the thong

Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, they sometimes get a little rowdy, and by that I mean they want to have sexual contact also known as sex

by Short penis February 18, 2020