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Film Geek

One who possesses knowledge pertaining to films that many may find extraordinary, and are usually good filmmakers, graphic designers writers. Besides film Film, Geeks are usually are good with tech in general.

Random person: Hey bro I heard you're like a film genius!

Film Geek: Speaking of geniuses I assume you have seen Jaws? Well did you know part of the reason the cast had time to improvise was because the robotic sharks kept breaking down, halting production. Named โ€œBruceโ€ after Spielbergโ€™s lawyer, the sharks relied on a complicated series of pneumatic pumps that kept getting fried by the sea water. Breakdowns became a daily occurrence. Undeterred, Spielberg had the actors improvise their scenes while he wrote the dialogue into the script. The impromptu workshops proved a success, resulting in fully developed characters that enraptured audiences โ€” all thanks to faulty props.

Random Person: Whoa.......

by Film Geek 2000 February 6, 2019


Chaos Films

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these chicks fr.

Tuna: dude I think Chaos Films is coming to my house
KTR: oh no hes gonna smash your mom just like he fucked my mom
Tuna: ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

by Chaos Films October 24, 2020


film student

1. Hipster douche
2. Untalented hipster douche
3. Douche

"Why does she keep pretending to like Andy Warhol? And this terrible movie Sideways?"
"She's a film student."
"-nod in understanding-"

by MrGrey November 3, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


adult film

Adults 18+ performing in sexual content kind of like porn.

Sam: hey guys last night i was watching Adult Films last night.

Danny: Haha did you have a good time watching it.

Sam: Yup

by LashyLash29 March 12, 2014

134๐Ÿ‘ 118๐Ÿ‘Ž


blu-film

Pornographic film being released on Blu-ray.

Features fabulous visual experience with ultra-high details of porn stars' body parts. You can even see the sweat gland of boobies, plus bombastic surround sound of moaning and growling.

With Blu-ray technology, you can watch porn movies in 3D as well (not just Avatar)

Guy #1: OMFG this blu-film is the shit!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, it's so real I just came without even fapping!!!!

by chrno July 28, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


solo films

Badass film crew from okc, usually feature some sick ass rides and make quality dvd's

me: you ready for trifecta to come out?
you: hell yea solo films always produces some sick shit!

by bagged92 November 29, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


scheisse film

A very erotic type of movie which originated in Germany, often featuring Joel's mum. The cleveland steamer is a frequently occurring event at the climax of scheisse films. Lederhosen are a necessity for the "actors" involved, due to its resilience and ease of wash when covered in shite. A picture of David Hasselhoff is a frequently occurring symbol in these movies.

"Joel...telephone"
"Take this you dirty bitch"
"Essen mein scheisse, baby!"
"This is my favourite tank top! It's covered in brown!"

by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey February 8, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž