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A manuever to be pulled only by crafty veterans, you grab your self a nice and drunk warpig take her back to her place and wait till she passes out, this is where it gets tricky you then shave off her pubes jerk off all around her chin and jaw and place her pubes all in it the jizz. you then phantom back to your buddies house for a great story.
Dude this warpig was so drunk last nite I had to give her the old Abraham Lincoln
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The dude that was down with the pimps and hoes.
Abraham Lincoln was inducted as an honorary "Chocolate Daddy".
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Immediately after you finish a blumpkin, while her lips are still on your cock, wipe your 2-hole in a back to front motion so that you get a chunk of dung on her chin; thus looking like abraham lincolns bearded chin.
SINCE SHE WAS A FECAL FREAK, I FINISHED THE NIGHT BY GIVING HER A BEAUTIFUL BROWN ABRAHAM BLUMPKIN
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When you jizz on a girls face then shave your pubes off to make a beird on her
I Abraham Lincoln'd your mom... twice
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Winner of all the drinking games at any given party. Person who drinks the most at any given party. The "President" at any given party.
Big Abraham Drinkin' was drunk as shit last night but still gave his Inebriation Proclamation.
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You shave off your pubes, and then ejaculate onto you ladies face. Once you have ejaculated, throw the pubic clippings onto her face, forming a beard. Thus, you have Abraham Lincoln!
I gave your mother an Abraham Lincoln
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