Beird

A really weird looking beard = Beird. IE when a hipster really wants to grow a mad hipster beard and just cant, he ends up with a gnarly beird.

Beird is weird, but still better than a molestache.

Spencer Pratt's has a beird.

Jim: Have you seen dan's terrible attempt at facial hair?
Carl: that shiz is a beird for sure.

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Beird

The true spelling of the word 'beard.' Saying 'beard' is like saying the past tense of the word 'bear,' as in "Whoa! Yesterday, there was a BEARd."

It's true. Sound it out: bee-ird. As in that furry thing hanging from your jaw.

Anna has a really full beird now, I wonder when she will shave it?

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