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You Smack your mate with bag of batteries and then she will blackout. Then you put a battery in each hole and connect them by wire plug it in a socket and watch her explode. And then find where her scattered pussy remains and stretch it out ten feet and go to sleep in it. It should feel like a cozy cocoon. When you emerge you will feel like a beautiful butterfly.
A gave your mother a battery blackout.
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Guy from my school: I'm a double a battery cause I last long
Me: *walks away swiftly*
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A nice and refreshing drink to always have before going to sleep.
“Hey Paul, can you get me a quick glass of battery acid?”
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Becoming increasingly more common than grand theft auto is car battery.
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When you're fucking someone and you pull it and your penis immediately goes flaccid so you cannot continue fucking.
I was having sex and got a dead battery. She immediately left without saying goodbye.
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Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.
I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.
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The contents of lead-acid, or 'wet' cells (The kind you find in your car, for instance.) In this instance, it would be sulphuric acid.
Not to be confused with the electrolyte paste found inside 'dry' cells (The ones in your torch, for instance). This paste is actually an alkali.
Car batteries have battery acid in them. AA, AAA, C and D cells do NOT.
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