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When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.
DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!
April 6th of every year, post a picture of a chimney with absolutely no context
“Hey man don’t forget tomorrow is chimney day”. “Oh yeah thanks for the reminder”
When two people get close enough in a scissor like position to connect urethra to urethra forming one single unit. Some have even been known to swap the contents of their bladders.
Steve: "Tom what are those lesbians doing overthrew?:
Tom: "thats a yoga pose called the backwash chimney, we should try it sometime."
When a woman inahales a large amount of smoke from a bong and holds it for a minute. Just before she exhales, you shove your dick deep into the back of her throat, blocking her airway, so she can't exhale just as if a chimney was clogged.
My gf wouldn't go past 3rd base, so I gave her a chimney clog till she passed out and made her go all the way without her knowing.
When someone blows smoke in another person's butthole
I totally gave that guy a stinky chimney
Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.
2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting
To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.
Chimney dick refers to a male with very little (or no) ejaculate. This can be caused by excessive masturbation or sex. Scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more prone to this condition... hence the double entendre.
You neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby... ain't nobody gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney dick sputtering smoke stacks.