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Bum sex while in doggie position.
I threw it in her ars like a native fisherman
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Fisherman's friends are little "mints" that actually taste like aids.
They are incredibly disgusting, although they cure the hell out of dogbreath.
They (Fishermen) sometimes refer to them as friends, but most of the time they refer to them as semen, because what's a fisherman without his semen?
Liam: My throat is really sore and my breath stinks, i think i should self medicate my throat with fishermans friends.
Sam: You might not want to do that, i heard fisherman's friend is a slang term for semen.
Peter: Oh...what's a fisherman without his semen?
Barnaby: A fisherlady?
Peter: No you fuck, he's a bad breathed mothertrucker.
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When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.
That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.
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a person who bats for the other team.
long lonely nights on a ship sailors had only themselves for company. the unlucky cute guy becomes the fishermans friend
these nights at sea are lonely il have to find me a fishermans friend.
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The 'Angry Fisherman' is when you go to the beach with that special someone. You ask her if she wants an ice cream, and if you're lucky, she will say yes. After that, come back to her and drop your pants. Force your penis into her mouth and pull her hair upwards with both your hands. She will bite your penis, just like a fish would bite the bait.
After that you will be angry, like a fisherman.
'Tom asked Shelly if she wanted an ice cream, she said yes, and Tom, in turn, made her give him an angry fisherman.
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A slang word for marijuana. Used by fishermen around other non dope smoking fisherman. The reason it's a fishermans friend is because it does not give you a hangover. A better alternative to alcohol when you have to be up early the next day.
I am switching to fishermans friend.
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A sexual maneuver that involves the male (the fisherman) double penetrating (or DP) the female with both his male member in one orifice, and a frozen piece of squid in the other.
Friend A: Do you know that girl over there?
Friend B: Know her, I pulled a fisherman's lunchbox on her last week.
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