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Thor Thighs

Things that are so mighty and large than thunder thighs just doesn't cut it.

Did you see Liz's Thor Thighs?

by Lycour November 19, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Thor-o

something that is cool ha

Sean Crawley Is so Fucking Thor-o

by sean November 23, 2004

11πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


thors hammer

what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.

sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!

by jaque louve March 10, 2005

15πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Thor's Hammer

While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.

"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat SkΓ­Γ°blaΓ°nir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"

by Johnny Justice March 18, 2009

38πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


Thor Emil

Thor Emil is the smartest persons alive and sexy

Thor Emil ar smart

by BOBhake January 18, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Thor legs

Having legs similar to Thor, god like. Basically Ray J. Moran. Opposite of chicken legs.

Ray has Thor legs

by fbsrmo May 2, 2017

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž