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Fag Buffer

Something that sits between two men at a restaurant, movie, or in a car. Can be a female or a tub of popcorn. The buffer prevents anyone from thinking the two males are "homos" and might be dating. Sometimes the fag buffer is actually a front so that two fags can go out and still be perceived as straight. The fag buffer usually gets a good meal, a movie and collects a lot of material for later extortion.

I went out with Bob and Gene last night and had to play fag buffer all evening. Straight men are so childish!

by Ferret Fan July 17, 2009

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Buffer-Fucked

When your internet is slow as shit and video streams (Like Netflix) are constantly buffering.

Man, this netflix video is buffer-fucked!

by 4n7m4n April 9, 2020


Layoff Buffer

The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.

I am not worried about a layoff because Ron still works here and he is my Layoff Buffer.

by doctoroctos September 29, 2010


Buffer Singles

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.

Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.

by tpaz198 September 12, 2011


Ghetto Buffer

The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.

Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.

by Konbadboi July 27, 2016


Crowd Buffer

A person (friend or stranger) you elect to walk in front of you in a crowded area, acting as a shield from the surrounding masses and allowing safe passage by following closely in their wake.

The hallway was very crowded so i found a crowd buffer so I wouldn't have to wade through them

by hugh_jass89 September 27, 2010


fart buffer

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo

Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017