Someone who loves Christmas a bit too much
She is such a Candy Cane Cuck, she has her Christmas decorations out in NOVEMBER.
You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.
CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.
When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
Some tall cunt that ditches the boys on a nature walks just to pipe his hoe
dammit that spineless candy cane ditched us again.
A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree
Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree