Sket control

A sket is a girl who is a slag, she'll shag anyone. To help out a friend you shout Sket control when such a girl is mentioned or seen. It is sometimes sung in a football chant style, as a group event.

Sket walks past, a mate starts checking her out.

"No man, SKET CONTROL!"

(chant)

Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control
skkkeeeettt ccooontrrooolll. ket control.

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Process Control

A branch of Chemical Engineering that makes as much sense as a sequel to 'Titanic'. Also known as the 'Dark Arts of Chem Eng' or 'Absolute Bullshit', this course is hated by all who've encountered it.
Can only be learned from an evil professor through a series of lectures of confusing and often archaic material.

Process Control is a pathway to abilities some consider unnatural.

I felt a great disturbance in the input signal, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

*cough*, *cough-nerd-cough* Sorry for the nerdy in-joke, I'm an engineer.

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birth control

something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.

*while giving birth*

Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!

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Cock Control

Controlling a man's overall behavior (as in Domination/submission) by controlling his masturbation and orgasms.

Want a well behaved, attentive man? Learn cock control...once you've got that down, he'll do anything you want him to...without being asked!

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peace control

when you box a dog water player with no earnings like a fish an they cant do any thing about it.

“hi im peace control cam you literally suck kid get boxed im about to 200 pump you with this frickin spazz your literally dog water get some earnings”

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quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

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population control

birth control, condoms, whatev to stop the babies from commin'

my bf and i use population control to keep our parents happy

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