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speckled hen

a speckled hen is a speckled hen. nothing more, nothing less. there is only 1 speckled hen in existence. you know who you are.

Person: you remind me of a speckled hen.

Speckled hen: a speckled hen? why? that makes no sense?

Person: it makes complete sense. You're a speckled hen.

by littlemermaid13526 August 6, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma January 30, 2012

45๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


no mash hen

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

by Cwips February 5, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow-hen

A University of Delaware student, exclusively used for oral sex, that you would never bring home to your family.

Those girls in my Comm class are such blow-hens.

by Ashton Lang March 12, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hen party

When a group of gossipy old ladies gather around and talk about everything they know, from whose son is gay to who had their baby five months before they got married.

Mrs. Wilson and Ms. Pinkett always hold hen parties on Sundays, right after moring service.

by RatchetBoo May 29, 2003

66๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


zen hen

A piece of fried poultry so hot, crispy and delicious that it induces a state of nirvana in the eater.

My African brother, I am in need of some spicy zen hen tenders.

by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Broody hen

A mother-in-law with a slightly downturned face that silently judges everything you say to your spouse.

"Wow, my husband's mother is really being a broody hen today!!"

by stinky-poop-fart May 10, 2023