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When a girl/guy you just fooled around with decides to up and vanish without a trace leaving you mystified and simultaneously confused.
Damn that girl was a freak last night! I'm gonna give her a call to see if she wants to hang out again tonight!!
...one week later...
WTF?! That bitch hasn't returned ANY of my calls/texts/ims! I just got Houdinied!!
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When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.
Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
Doing your girl from behind, when you are about to climax, you squirt a bit of hot sauce on her asshole. and when she turns around to see what the hell happened, you blow your load on her face!
Roommate 1: Aw man who used up the Hot sauce!? Roommate 2: Sorry dude I gave this girl a Hot Houdini last night
When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.
I was fucking Tiffany and Myself and Blake Pulled a Closet Houdini.
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For something or someone to disappear "mysteriously"
Pedro: where's carlos? I gave him money to get beer like an hour ago.
Edgar: *sigh* motherfucker popped-a-houdini.
Pedro: well I'll be damned
First you have to make sure the lights are off and that your girl is facing at a window. As you are having sex with her from behind you pull out as you tell her you’re "putting a condom on" but what really happens is your friend SECRETELY comes out from hiding and begins to have sex with this person. You run outside of the house and look into the window.
Me and Bob ran a canadian houdini on Sarah.
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A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.
I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.
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