Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.

You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?

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zoo keeper

the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body

charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me

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trapper keeper

(verb) a fuck boy tactic; impregnating. female for later use.

Ricky: i am gonna trapper keeper that chic so i can destroy her from the inside out and still get a sandwich

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Zoo Keeper

1. A person who owns black slaves.

Yo man, did you hear that James Madison was a Zoo Keeper?

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Trapper Keeper

An easier way of saying "Capture Trooper" while playing Killzone 3. Because it's just way too hard to remember their names when they're running at you.

Wow that Trapper Keeper just knifed me through the neck.

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Keeper of the Flame

Commonly referred to as the "fag hag," a "Keeper of the Flame" is a heterosexual female who likes to surround herself with the company of one or more gay men.

Jenny watched all the seasons of Queer as Folk with Adam last night. She's such a keeper of the flame.

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She's a keeper

Any female with a morally casual attitude toward sexual interaction and that tends to be repeatedly used as a fuck-toy rather than a cherished asset.

Oh, dude! Did she meet you in the parking lot!?
Sure did...
Did she put out?
Hell yes!
Well then, She's a keeper!

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