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Can go by mike but you won’t call him that cuz that’s a lame name compared to Michael
Not particularly attractive but so so so sweet. He will fall asleep in class until his head falls back and he starts drooling which is gross but also endearing. He will be there for you always as a friend, but will act like a rock during romantic relationships for fear of leading you on. Simultaneously however he will also ask you for pics and whenever he happens to be drunk he will text you. You will remember him for the soft dick pic he sent from the ihop bathroom at 2 in the morning. You both send pics back and forth seeking validation that neither of you eventually receives. He will rate you a three. All of a sudden he will cut you off saying he’s matured now and you will laugh off all the things you did. But damn you will miss him for his company. You will miss him so so much for the sweet cute boy he is because you could’ve been so much more
Friend: omg he’s so nice what the hell
Me: that’s michael for ya, a sweet angel until he’s not
22👍 8👎
A boy who by first sight is a girl magnet. Can be very funny, and gross at times. A handsome fellow, too.
Girl1: Um, who's that guy?
Girl2: I don't know, but he's HOT!
Girl3: That's Michael, of course!
Girl 1 and 2: Ohhh!
21👍 9👎
The most amazing person on the planet. Absolutely the light in my darkness, my hope when it's hopeless. The one person who can truley make everything okay.
Michael I have no clue what I ever did to deserve you.
2776👍 1831👎
Michael is someone you never want to be without. His awesome weirdness brings laughter and happiness into your life in a unique way that nobody else possesses. he is the type of guy to stay up with you till 3a.m listening to all your life problems and still manage to make you smile when you are feeling your worst. If you meet a guy like Michael, don't let him go because you won't meet anyone else like him.
15👍 5👎
Michael is one heck of a guy, he’s amazing and so nice and cute and hot and he will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to lay on he’s the one that will be there for you in the hardest of times and he will always be loyal and kind to others, he will make you feel like your the only girl in the world. So be lucky that you have him. Because he’s one of kind.
Michael is an amazing guy
I wish I had a Michael
He is truly the best person you will ever meet. He is kind, smart, and caring. He listens to you when you have something to say( even whether or not its important.) They are super athletic and are the superior athletes. They will always make sure that you are super happy no matter what. They are truly the best boyfriends that you could ever ask for. I hope you have the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! I luv u so much Michael!
Michael is the best boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for!
A dude with sweaters that will make you eat your heart out
Dude I stole one of Michael's sweaters and he ate my ass