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Mister Mosquito

A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.

Don't let Brian suck your dick, broh, he is a total Mister Mosquito.

by Megacheese69420 March 6, 2023


mosquito testicle

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle

man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 30, 2022


Drama-Mosquito

One who flies from relationship to relationship sucking all the drama he/she can.

That girl Chelsea just won't break up with that jerk. I think she just like the drama. God, she's such a drama-mosquito!

by SushiMonster555 April 8, 2009


Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

by Amir Guadalupe December 3, 2017


mosquito ringtone

(also known as teen buzz) is a popular ringtone that can only be heard by young people. It consists of a high frequency sound that generally can't be heard by those over 23.

a mosquito ringtone went off when i was taking the calculus final, but the old teacher could not hear it. i got distracted and failed the test.

by jackieisemo June 9, 2007

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mosquito tits

1.)Tits so small they look like mosquito bites
2.)The tits of a mosquito

"That bitch got mosquito tits"

by AlmightySosa3hunna November 28, 2016

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Yeeto Mosquito

You say it to insult a stupid/idiotic person but you can also use it to be funny and almost everyone will laugh if you use it correctly.

You and your friends are Yeeto Mosquitos. Yeeto Mosquito dawgggggg.

by Cheezy_G June 6, 2019

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