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grandpa joe finally took his sizzle stick out of the oven.
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An expression of triumph or happiness. Often used after accomplishing a very difficult task.
I got a 95 on my Calculus final? Bam Sizzle!!!
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The act of hitting one's penis with a cooked hot dog
Lil Nick Dick sizzled Big Nick
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The burning and scarring of the tongue of a bitch who gave super fire head to a nigga and tried to swallow the cum. This injury can sideline a ho for atleast 2 weeks, which can seriously affect her dick suckin career.
Damn she got a sizzle tongue from tryin to swallow that hot ass cum I bust in her mouth.
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When a chicks ass is hella overstuffed with juiciness and just to check the hotness you spit on it and the saliva actually sizzles and evaporates before a single drop hits the ground.
The twerk competition finalists are tied and the only way to settle this is the Midtown Booty Sizzle.
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This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
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