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Too hot to trot

Damn, I look beautiful.

Have you seen Brook today? That bitch is too hot to trot.

by Kilroy Scott January 6, 2018

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


harlem globe trots

When you get diarrhea in NYC and you can't find a bathroom.

I've got a bad case of the harlem globe trots, I'm starting to dribble, and not in a good way!

by bumbobway October 18, 2007

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


green apple trot

when your ass hole leaks of green liquids

i have the green apple trots motherfucker

by cracrahoes October 24, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cotton ball trot

A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.

gross, ass eating male ritual hazing drunken games pledging ritual naked game

Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.

by whistleberry December 27, 2010

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Susan the Happy Trotting Elf

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

by skyiscool1 July 27, 2008

38πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Turkey Trot Trump Towers

The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.

Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his β€œvery good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT)

Annual Thanksgiving Turkey Trot held in Mantua, VA for the purpose of having fun and charity.

Visit FairfaxTurkeyTrot.com to signup for the Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) Thanksgiving Charity Run!!!

by RecycleRunner November 23, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž