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to be overly excited or enthusiastic about something
I'm turned up for the beach this weekend.
I'm always turned up when it comes to my relationship with Christ.
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An unimaginably devastating, unexpected, unwelcomed and unplanned event, the consequence of which resulting in the complete innihilation of an otherwise peaceful, gratifying existence.
Did you hear? Last week, Mark got struck by lightning...yeah, he got fired from his job and went home early just in time to find two of his friends in bed with his wife. When he was running to the garage to fetch the shotgun, he slipped and fell in the driveway. Then, his wife hit him with the car 'cause she knew what was coming. When he finally gained consciousness, it was dark and raining. That's when the lightning got him...Tragic Turn, probably for the best though.
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Something that is finished and ready to go. A car that has been completely restored and every detail is flawless. Being ready to go on a trip, bags packed, passport in hand, money in pocket.
Damm, look at that chevy, that things turn key.
Were leaving at 3 pm, you better be turn key or we will leave your ass.
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An unexpected change in events.
"Once she drank her third drink, the evening took a left turn."
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Something that causes you excitement in a sexual way. Turn off can be the opposite, or something that makes you not want someone sexually.
It was a total turn on/off to watch him take off his shirt in the hot sun while he was installing some gutter guards.
He has bad breath. That's an instant turn off.
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To turn around 180 degrees. Usually in a car.
I just did a U -turn to evade the police
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When you go to the restroom with the intention of urinating, but you fart, and then have to turn around to poop.
Girl: what took you so long?
Boy: sorry, girl, had to stay for the turn around, real quick...
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