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THE THING THAT RUINED OUR LIVES
Girl 1- "I hate the corona virus!"
Guy1- "Me too! It's ruining out summer."
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Racist name for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus.
The racist Covidiot went to Trump's poorly attended, lame-ass rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus, which they called the "China virus."
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The 'T-virus', which stands for 'Tyrant-virus', is an RNA virus developed by the international pharmaceutical company Umbrella. It was created for use in the development of 'Human biological weapons', better known as zombies. By using it to mutate a victim's genes while also adding the DNA of an amphibian, the 'Fighting biological weapon', known as the Hunter, was also created. An even deadlier 'Fighting biological weapon', called the Tyrant, can be made by injecting the 'T-virus' into a perfectly compatible host.
Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.
All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.
The 'T-virus' was responsible for the outbreak of mutants in and near Raccoon city in 1998.
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A computer virus often mistaken for an Internet Service Provider.
The AOL Virus starts at log in, causes frequent system crashes, changes file formats, clings to the hard drive while resisting deletion, and ultimately siphons money from you bank account.
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The consequences of having unprotecting sex resulting in an condition known as pregnancy. In nine months a small creature will emerge from the infected soul's vagina. Next time use a condom.
Oh wait, I think I might have the baby virus (damn those tarot card readings)
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The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
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