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man who is of the black descent, but wishes to be white. he eats granola bars, is obsessed with the movie takers, and hates brussel sprouts. Jersey shore and manswers are fun to watch but only at 3 in the am with your pals.
mohammed wants to be a reformed white man.
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While walking across an intersection, the white man is the only race of people to quickly change pace from a careless saunter into a quick burst of speed in order to hustle across the street as to not hold up traffic.
*note: this is fact, other races of people have no concerns for those being held up by the walkway
Come on, Tim! We're holding up the traffic. We better white man hustle across the street.
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An idiot who consistently falls for white men, for no damn reason at all. Like seriously bro like stop.
Sam Matthews fell for another skinny white boy again, he’s such a white man’s whore.
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White Man's Insurance Policy
The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
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The process of washing your car and having it rain the next day.
God damn it Chad, I washed my car yesterday and its already raining. Dude thats the white man rain dance.
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Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.
One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.
Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.
This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.
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