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Grand Theft Lunch

A game to play with your friends at school during lunch. you go around and ask kids (typically the younger ones) for some or all of their food. You gather as much as you can and then sit and eat it. Also known as GTL.

Me: Skye, wanna play Grand Theft Lunch today?
Skye: Yeah!!!

by Fuckel December 15, 2007

51πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a video game series made by Rockstar. All the installations of the game involve the player controlling a random guy whose main objective is to get big in the gang/jet set society. The series is overall good, albeit extremely overrated and touted as the β€œBest Game Ever” without clear foundations. GTA is designed with commerce in mind, featuring violence, cursing, whores...

All those protesters who whine about the game promoting murder and polluting the minds of children don’t know a thing of what they say. Rockstar cannot be blamed for you being too lazy to move your ass and check what your kids are doing (read, morons: Mature. The Adults rating is unnecessary).

Guy: Watchoo doing?
Me: Imma playing Metal Gear Solid 2, mate.
Guy: What’s that? Dude, play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, it’s the shit.
Me: It's okay, but it can't stick up to MGS.
Guy You suck. Them whores are so funny...
Me: ...

by Olioliolioo October 6, 2006

31πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


grand theft auto

Stealing many cars and being chased by the police. People with guns or gangsters tend to do this. Or: Hotwiring an unlocked car and escaping the police. Or Just the process of stealing a car and commiting crimes all at once

Tommy:(Knocks person out of car)
Tommy: whoo! freakin grand theft auto'd that guy

by Nikko April 28, 2005

22πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Grand Theft Oreo

When you steal more than one serving of Oreos from a group pack. The group packs usually have rules permitting one serving of Oreos at a time.

Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No

by Everything Bagel January 8, 2018


Grand Theft Audio

When the music at your party/gath is absolutely utterly fucking ass, so you steal the Bluetooth connection to the speaker to play some better fucking music.

No (grand theft audio)

by JimmyNeutron'sMrWhippyHeadass January 13, 2023


self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.

There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.

by ribick June 28, 2020


Statistical Data Theft

It is when a statistician, journalist, article writer, or anyone else steals statistics from a different country and uses it as a substitute (as if it came from their own country, when it originally didn't).

I read an article last night, and I found a lot of statistical data theft that riddles and renders it pointless.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.

by BM99 October 11, 2023

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