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The female equivalent of the cumbrain.
The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.
When a female is turned on sexually but then left with nothing nor sex. She is fully aroused but gets no pleasure.
Just like when men have blue balls.
Omg Lisa, Kevin turned me on and had me all wet but then he got a phone call and had to leave me right then and there. I was left with a blue clit.
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When you give a woman, a paper cut in their vaginal area.
Yo, I gave that bitch a paper clit last night.
On JAH!?
Yah, she soaked the paper!
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A woman you meet at a bar, usually a large, plump college chic whom has been drinking cheap beer and eating all of the shitty bars cheap peanuts. After buying her more cheap beer, and watching her gorge on free peanuts, you bring her home in the wee hours of the morning. While she uses your bathroom, the shits peanuts, and does not wipe correctly, smearing peanuts, shit, and cheap beer sludge on her pussy and clitoris. You try and lick that pussy, but soon find out she has Clit Snickers, a pussy filled with peanuts and fecal matter. You opt to just fuck the pig.
I was about to suck Kelly's pussy, but that bitch had a raging case of Clit Snickers, peanuts and all.
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A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.
Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!
The mop-like patch of hair found on the upper lip of some men. Often used to tickle the clitoris during cunnilingus. Sometimes referred to as a mustache.
Zone of arousal.
Believed to be located way up the batty pipe of all practitioners of the appaling pastime of shit-stabbing poovery.
‘After receiving his Olympic gold medal. Daley Tom’s choc-clit also received a tickle from his husband’s shit streaked prick. ‘Before being fisted beyond function’