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To hide a giraffe

It is a term to use when some fact, incident, event, notion or idea is too obvious that people fail to hide no matter how hard they try.

Your attitude proves how to hide a giraffe. Everyone knows out there what your matter is.

by Reem Khan September 8, 2011


drinking giraffe

Term for the position of a man urinating into a toilet while having an erection. To make his penis point downward, a man has to spread his legs apart and lean forward, mimicking the way a giraffe spreads its front legs and leans its neck down to drink water.

"I had an erection when I woke up, so I had to do the drinking giraffe to pee."

by Ultrafuzz November 21, 2009

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petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk April 24, 2006

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Rowdy Giraffe

A sexual act in which a male penetrates an extremely large female from behind. To complete the act, he must lift his legs off the ground, using only the giraffe-sized female's body to support his weight. This will cause the female to become very rowdy, and likely will cause her to start running.

To qualify as a giraffe, the female must be at least 5 ft 10 in tall and taller than the man. The only exception is if the man is a midget. If he is a midget, she must only be 1 ft taller than him regardless of his height.

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home unless under the supervision of trained professionals such as Gary Coleman (ouch).

The song "Fifteen" is actually about an occasion during Taylor Swift's freshman year in high school in which she was "tamed" with the Rowdy Giraffe maneuver after a boy said he loved her and that it wouldn't hurt.

by Two Eskimo Brothers August 13, 2010

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green giraffe

A baby green shit that is at least 8 inches long.

Marco found a green giraffe on his rug, laid there delicately by Lawrence.

by Joris Van Irvine February 25, 2014

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social giraffe

Socially awkward. Opposite of social butterfly.

You could say that Liv is a real social giraffe when it comes to school lunch conversations(:

by ButterMilk143 February 12, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sloppy giraffe

When you slap your erect, semeny penis on a girl face.

Yo, at Theta Xi Kevin gave that bitch a sloppy giraffe.

by megert September 15, 2006

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