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You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”
A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.
Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit
A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.
Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.
Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.
Thoughts a man has about being romantically/sexually attracted to another man. It's also something Gustavo Fring asks you if you have had any in one particular meme.
Gus: "You guys ever had gay thoughts?"
the one thing everyone's looks foreword to
Thought of the day goes like this... expect to win
A decision made in the past that was so overanalyzed over time that the final decision was irrelevant. Ones endless thoughts literally fucked the possibility of a positive outcome.
The Design Firm had 3 very elegant proposals for the Highway Project, yet their inability to deliver a single solution thought-fucked them out of the Contract.
When one thought sets off a chain reaction until a person thinks about something completely unrelated to the original thought.
1: I thought about our trip to Santa Monica which reminded me of the hobos everywhere which made me think of soup kitchens which made me want to go to get some miso soup.
2: You just went from "Santa Monica" to "Miso Soup..."
1: Domino thoughts...