Laters Haters

saying bye to someone who doesn't appreciate you

When you see someone who upsets you and they don't like you, you might say laters Haters because they don't appreciate you.

Later baters

Saying bye to the masturbaters.

Well i gotta go, later baters.

More later

situated or occurring nearer to the end of time

Friend:"bro hop on league."

Him:"Ill get on more later"

Later Rita

When someone has waay too much to drink and makes a complete ass of themselves, to the point when you no longer want anything to do with the situation and let them stumble through their own ridiculousness. Also a way to describe or justify shenanigans from the night before.

Often used as a way to say "goodbye" after a drink, implying that you will not remember or be held responsible for anything that occurs after said drink.

A: Did you see that drunk girl dancin on the box in her bra?
B: Yeah, wow. Later Rita.

A: You were such a mess last night you passed out on the kitchen floor wearing a sombrero.
B: Haha yeah I was Later Rita. Where did I even get that hat?

In later news,

A phrase begining a mock news story about how good or bad the reprocusions of someones "great idea" could inevitably be.

Good idea:

Edison- Lets create a device that produces light, without burning oil!

Ford- In later news, two man geniuses create quite possibly the most revolutionary device to date

Edison- Really bro?

Bad Idea:
Tom- Bro lets make a spaceship and go find hot alien babes to...

Brady- In later news, two young men were arrested today and brought up on charges of conspiracy, apparently planning to blow up a major US landmark

Tom- Your such a douche sometimes, you know that?

Lateral Strike

a soft blow to the side of the head. A lateral strike has a very specific technique. One must flattened the hand & palm, and start with arm raised above the head. Strike downwards swiftly and in a circular motion towards target. Reduce all force prior to impact with target.

E.g. Everyone once in a while, people will give Chingy a lateral strike, to put him back in his place.

Do it later

Pronounced "do it laaaateeeer". Procrastination pushed to its very limit. Perfected by a dynamic young man from Dorset who first uttered these eternal words. A perpetual state of doing it later is known as All systems go

Mike: You gonna leave the house today?
Aidan: I'll do it later

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