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Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.
Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
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When you are having buttsex, cum in her butt, pull out, then proceed to fall asleep before cleaning up. In the morning, she sucks the cum-crusty doodoo butter off your dick and it gets stuck in her teeth like toffee always does. That cum-crusty doodoo butter is butter toffee.
Yo... I had some butter toffee this morning and I cannot get it out of my teeth. I tried brushing and everything.
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The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole
Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!
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When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.
Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.
Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.
Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee
Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
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when you theres feces in anal canal and you push it up. and when you ejaculate inside the canal the 'toffee butter' comes out
I toffee buttered her so good last night!
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The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.
Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!
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