Toy Story It

The socially acceptable act of unannouncedly going completely limp like a rag doll, assuming a toy like position just like Andy's toys did when humans were coming, in order to make it seem you dont really exist.

This is useful during an awkward or otherwise unavoidable situation, often when negative attention is focused towards you.

Toy Story It!!

Situation 1
Black guy: "What do you mean "You People"???"
White Guy: *Does a Toy Story*

Situation 2

Girl: "Ahh!! Ewww!! My toilets clogged with a bloody shit."

Other guests: "Pablo was the only one to use the bathroom thus far in this visit..."

Pablo: *Pulls a Toy Story*

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fuck toy

Someone or something used only for sexual means. Demeaning.

"Shes a fuck toy. She'll let me do anything I want to her, at anytime."

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menage tois

It's actually spelled 'ménage à trois' and it is the French term for 'threesome'

"It's ménage à trois, not menage tois you stupid poo."
"Eff toi!"

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Toying with you

Teasing without pleasing; flirting and provocative sexual vibes without an intend to have a sexual relation with the person; emotional manipulation of one in order to satisfy the ego; frivolous behaviors to incite but with no serious intentions

Giving copulation gazes and long eye to eye looks but never taking the next steps such as dating, love making, etc. The actions relationships are build on... do not expect sex, I am only toying with you; I don't actually love you or attracted to you, I was only toying with you

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casse-toi

'Fuck you' - because it's cool to swear in French de temps en temps.

Mec: Ne me touche pas! Tu me salis!
Sarkozy: Casse-toi alors, pauvre con!

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chew toy

The person you have or will have carnal relations with, but never a serious relationship.

"Do you like my chew toy for the night? I met him on the dance floor..."

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bathtub toy

a cute petite girl that you would like to have sex with in a bubble bath

i.e. she is small enough to get in the tub with you

Damn man, did you tag that hot ass little bathtub toy that was dancin' at the rock show last night?

So was that bathtub toy your new chiquita?

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