shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

motta tons

a new way to measure fat people. if they exceed the age expectations then 50 kg makes 7 mt. Make them feel like dickheads. Haha lol motta tons will soon be the new way to measure weights for everbody. you cant measure a skinny person in this unit of measure.

Dave weighs 7 motta tons

grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

Ridiculous Ton

Ridiculous Ton = 2005 pounds

Boxer has a ridiculous ton of tanks.

shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

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Shit Ton

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

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Won Ton

Won Ton is a common word used in replace of the word chink.

Look at dat fucken won ton across the street.

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