Not too bad

A British (rather tactless) way to say 'good'

Q. How are you?
A. Not too bad, thank you, Not tooo badddd
(Means: I'm doing well)

Q. How did the project come out?
A. Not too bad at all!
(Means: It went quite well)

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Too long

Having more than the average or usual quantity, extent, or duration.

I apologize for being late, my meeting took way too long.

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too big

In terms of the male sex organ, it is when the penis tears the vagina on a regular basis due to its considerable girth and length.

In terms of the female sex organ, it is when the vaginal walls are stretched to the extent that the majority of penises which find themselves within them feel little to no sensation, thus reducing sexual pleasure significantly.

Jeremy's penis was too big - all four of his ex-girlfriends needed stitches in their vaginal regions.

Susie's vagina was too big, her boyfriend lost his erection when it became clear his penis did not even touch the sides of her vaginal regions.

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too soon

A phrase used in reference to actions or comments that are intended to be humorous but touch on timely subjects that are still too sensitive for most people to be ready to laugh about.

The employees listened in shock as the last remaining programmer joked about the lack of management vision that was derailing the company. For them, it was too soon.

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are people too

An ironic expression calling for compassion on something, perhaps derived from anti-racist calls ("(ethnicity) are people too!").

"Carrots are people too!" (calling sympathy for carrots).

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too match

Used when someone is dressed in such a way that almost every single piece of clothing matches another one, creating an aesthetic excess.

–look at that girl over there: pink socks and pink hairband, baby blue shoes and baby blue shirt, and her earrings match her belt!
–that's definitely too match

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too true

When someone says something to you that is quite true and you would like to agree in a corny/simple and "to the point" manner, you say "too true, too true." ("too true" is often repeated to create a more dramatic effect.") In addition, when one does repeat "too true" the second time one says it it is often slower and in a deeper voice.

-friend 1: "That guy/girl over there is EXTREMELY hot!"

friend 2: "Too true, too true."

-student 1: "I hate this class! We get so much homework!!!"

student 2: "Too true, too true."

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