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(APPLIES FOR ALL GENDERS AND PRONOUNS FOR PEOPLE) Taking someone's cookies is an innuendo for taking their virginity in a way that also has them head over heels for you. Can also be used for just taking ones virginity. (also normally happens after smoking weed with said person)
Guy #1 : Yo man where were you at all night?
Guy #2 : I was At Jennifer's place, we blazed it up and then she spent the whole night and took my cookies before i fell asleep over there.
Guy #1 : damn man she done took your cookies and you haven't stopped talking about it since.
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A ménage à trois arrangement (ménage à trois literally translates from french as 'a household of three' and is used mostly to mean a threesome, thus the slang term) in which two individuals, (generally females)in cahoots with one another, get together and fuck another, usually unsuspecting male.
Often, but not exclusively, this is done at birthday parties, especially an 18th birthday party (or whenever the person being taken to france reaches the local age of consent).
Most commonly this is done by 2 girlfriends who want to do something extra-nice for a guy friend.
"My girl Deebo and I took him to france for his birthday. I wonder what he's tellin his friends about the trip. LMFAO"
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When you take a nasty smelly shit in the shared office bathroom that you have to spray the cheap smelling Kim Kardashian spray to cover up the scent.
Man, that Mexican food at lunch was brutal, I just took a Kim Kardashian!
Post poop, one must always scream with the immensity of their lungs that they have just taken a poop. This is so that the general public is aware of their poop. Warning of the poop is mandatory, as manners and respect for others is taken into account while pooping. This is especially true in public bathrooms, where the poop is usually met with a round of applause after being announced. This is a law of the number 2 and should always be exercised no matter the colour, girth, length, or breathlessness of the poop.
Markus: *takes a poop*
Mason: *sitting in stall beside him*
Markus: "I JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Mason: "HE JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Entourage: *round of applause*
Mayor: "Thank you for your service!"
A term commonly used before explaining how two things combined would make one thing with all of the two things traits.
School is like if you took hell and a federal prison and put it in a blender.