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Mentos Torture

A form of torture even worse than cock n ball torture. It works through forcing someone to swallow a dozen of mentos and shove Coca-Cola down their throat. Afterwards, you must tape their mouth ASAP. Unlike cock n ball torture, this is less kinky than other forms of torture (which makes it even worse for those kinds of people). The pain is unimaginable.

A: "Shut up before I tie you up and shove coke n mentos down your throat."
B: "Oh shit, not Mentos Torture!"

by Mentos Man March 6, 2022


tongue torture

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful.

Eating a bag of sour patch kids is Tongue torture.

by greatalpaca June 15, 2020


unending torture

Twilight Breaking Dawn: part one

"I had to sit through that unending torture the other night."

"Let me guess. Twilight Breaking Dawn part one?"

by ShadowMatt November 23, 2011


urethra torture

where u torture a deserving man’s (heath) urethra

“i’m gonna stick those coins thru ur urethra and out ur ass.” “ah i love urethra torture”

by TheTrendyPotato April 27, 2023


Comedic Torture

When a situation is so cringey it ends up being funny.

"Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"

"What?"

*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*

"So am I"

"Dude that was comedic torture"

by BennyBigBoi August 4, 2019


Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 21, 2014


Tortured Fart

Flatulence so violent that when released sounds like a series of high-pitched screams.

"WHAT the hell was that?!?!"
"Tortured Fart."
"Damn...."

by scrappington2 September 19, 2014