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Torture Apologist

A person who offers an argument in defense of the controversial practice of inflicting severe pain or suffering on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.

The torture apologist provided insider knowledge to defend his views on the use of torture on prisoners to obtain valuable information.

by camwilcox November 25, 2020


Mentos Torture

A form of torture even worse than cock n ball torture. It works through forcing someone to swallow a dozen of mentos and shove Coca-Cola down their throat. Afterwards, you must tape their mouth ASAP. Unlike cock n ball torture, this is less kinky than other forms of torture (which makes it even worse for those kinds of people). The pain is unimaginable.

A: "Shut up before I tie you up and shove coke n mentos down your throat."
B: "Oh shit, not Mentos Torture!"

by Mentos Man March 6, 2022


Comedic Torture

When a situation is so cringey it ends up being funny.

"Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"

"What?"

*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*

"So am I"

"Dude that was comedic torture"

by BennyBigBoi August 4, 2019


urethra torture

where u torture a deserving man’s (heath) urethra

“i’m gonna stick those coins thru ur urethra and out ur ass.” “ah i love urethra torture”

by TheTrendyPotato April 27, 2023


Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 21, 2014


Tortured Fart

Flatulence so violent that when released sounds like a series of high-pitched screams.

"WHAT the hell was that?!?!"
"Tortured Fart."
"Damn...."

by scrappington2 September 19, 2014


suicide torture

To repeatedly threaten suicide as a means of mental warfare against family and loved ones to manipulate them to feel sorry for you.

After months of suicide torture from my Dad and finally told him to do it or shut up.

by Jeep_James May 24, 2022