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Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."
The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs
"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."
An unusually huge vagina that literally rivals that of a horse.
Kelli and I slept together last night and she has a va-gi-ant.
A vagina that is grossly disproportionate with the rest of the woman's body.
"I really like Kelly but man, her hippopotapuss freaks me the fuck out!"
"I know what you mean. It really bummed me out too."
Flatulence so violent that when released sounds like a series of high-pitched screams.
"WHAT the hell was that?!?!"
"Tortured Fart."
"Damn...."
Wicked rhythm track-righteous drum
parts.
"Yo you ever listen real close to P-Funk's "Give up the funk"?
"Hell yeah. That shit's the Stank Beat!"
Sex with someone over the age of 65.
"I was grandballin' your mom all night"
"You sneaky motherfucker!!"
"Exactly."
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