sissy training

n.

A process of emasculation and feminization used by a sissy school, a Mistress, or a Master to turn a hetero-sexual, -flexible, -romantic masculine male into a nonsexual servant for women and effeminate pussyboy for men.

Common Themes

1. Status: Not a Man
- Inferior & submissive to women & men
- Pronouns she/her or it/its
- Adopt fem name
- Serve women platonically & men sexually

2. Genitalia: clitty and sissy ovaries
- No sexual purpose
- Stay limp
- Never ejaculate
- Only receive sissy diddles
- Lock in pink chastity tube

3. Primary Sexual Organ: sissy-pussy
- Located below clitty
- Sissy g-spot makes sissygasms
- Wear butt plug to be ready for penetration

4. Crossdressing
- Only wear panties
- Shave or wax from neck down
- Dress up with makeup, wigs, & fem clothing

5. Serving Women
- Find Mistress(es) or gal pal(s) to friendzone and help feminize
- Strict prohibition from seeing female nudity
- Only platonic physical contact OR
- Acts of service like a pedicure
- Be her sissymaid

6. Serving Men
- Learn & practice blowjob techniques on dildos
- Eagerly suck any cock & swallow every load
- Offer sissy-pussy if requested
- Be his sissymaid

7. MtF Behavioral Modification
- Adopt fem habits

e.g. crossing legs instead of manspreading
- Switch to fem hobbies
e.g. Watch Lifetime instead of ESPN

Although the guidelines listed above are typical, a sissy training regimen is often tailored based on the sissy and the trainer's preferences.

After completing sissy training, the sissy formerly known as Mike celebrated by changing its name to sissy michelle.

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Meat Train

Another synonym for the human penis.

I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!

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thomas the train

duh duh duh duh duh duh da dada duh da duh dada dada duh dadadadadada

thomas the train

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training film

U.S. military cover term for a pornographic video.

Here Private Smith, take this box of training films back to Captian Jones.

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hype train

When something is so anticipated, like anything new, that you must board the Hype Train

A new game on steam! All aboard the god damn Hype Train!

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Jewjew Train

A term is widely used in DotA gaming community to describe an imbalance of games. A legend says: "very known player from eul's (The Original creator of the DotA map) era. that there once was a player called Jewjew train that was rejected by a Creator of the current DotA to make the game balanced.
Jewjew train is a sound of a powerfull train's engine (in DotA it means unstoppable).
Some believe that Jewjew train soul didn't leave DotA and there won't be a balance (those people left to HoN - another standalone client like dota)

You were Jewjewed meaning Crushed (one side game) some say it's like saying GG by the winners only
You were trained Jewjew, I've showed you how!
It also means MVP of the game - You played like Jewjew Train

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the dubra train

1. a train one enters by consuming dubra

2. it's the the best kind of train

3. it's the the worst kind of train

1. when one rides the dubra train, one may end up yelling at parked cars in the dunkin' donuts parking lot at 11:45pm with a bottle of said liquid in their left hand. tickets to this train cost 10 shots of dubra *before* partying.

2. when one rides the dubra train, one may end up vomiting over areas including, but not limited to, couches, beds, and sleeping bags, losing all friends in the process. tickets to this train cost a peice of cold pizza and a high five.