trees

What to call broccolito get your kids to eat it.

Dad: You want some broccoli?
Kid: No! I want TREES

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tree

an alternative word to say that you find a person attractive and can say it with them being there

hayley: omg emma, tree at 12 oclock
emma: holy shit! that was the tree-est tree in treeville
hayley: he was so hot

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tree

A tall girl.
A jain.
A curry lover.
A pothead.
A failure.
A lover.
A friend.

And lastly a SHALENE.

tree + leaf= mary jane, sex and fair play

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trees

a pair of Timberland boots (hence the tree label)

I'm gonna khop some trees. They gon' cost me a buck 10.

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Tree

A man's cock

"Save a tree eat a beaver."(look up beaver)

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tree

the cute little things they get stuck in the ground for a long time and never fall unless they are hurt by some wind or lightning

the tree is green.

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Tree

Someone who is very tall, gangly, and tree-like.

Me: Look, it's David.

Friend: Oh, you mean Tree?

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