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Having one's head up one's arse whilst shitting on twitter
The White House Staff is tired of Donald trumping every morning.
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A complete moron who thinks he's superior to everyone else and wants to ruin the environment by re-introducing coal mining and to hence further damage the climate. He also doesn't want to make health care accessible in the USA and wants to continue to waste more money by using it in the production of nuclear arms that he'll probably never used. He also has a ridiculous haircut and fake tan and is also known as being a complete racist by claiming that he'll build a wall to prevent Mexicans from stealing any more jobs. He's also known for creating new words, such as 'covfefe' and shows how xenophobic and utterly ridiculous so many Americans are.
I can't believe trump has won the election.... what the actual f*uck... it is officially the beginning of the end for this planet.
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Crushing and combining adderall and xanax into a fine powder and snorting copious amounts prior to a presidential debate.
You could tell he'd been Trumping by his incessant sniffing, vacant stare and inability to form a cogent policy statement.
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The 45 President of the United States of America
President Trump is trying to make america great again, but the left won't stop crying!
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After a man has had gay, anal sex, his rectum is full of semen and lubricant, and he passes gas, making a sound like Donald Trump's every speech.
"Diego and I had Chiptole, then had sex and now I can't stop Trumping!"
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To sell American secrets to a foreign governments. Also to do nothing when a foreign government is invading the USA.
We just got Trumped by Russia.
America is just being a Trump,while the Russians hack all day and night.
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