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A look of flustered bewilderment (eyes squinched, brows pitched, and mouth slightly agape) just before you're about about to attack someone's claim or assertion. The look Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson makes when one of his guests is speaking
Eric: That dude was talking so much shit, I couldn't wait to put his ass in place.
Barry: I know. You were giving him mad Tucker face when he was running his mouth.
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When an absolute stud flirts with a girl but then gets too attached and proceeds to fuck things up in the relationship.
"What happened to Guy and Minnie?"
"Oh, they aren't going out anymore; he did the Tucker Classic..."
When your trying to hide a erection
Erection hard on stiffy belt tucker
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When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.
I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday
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A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:
If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.
Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home
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A an amazing friend, who is athletic, and smart. They also tend to be very good in bed, until they usually find out they are gay later on.
Amanda: Omg! It’s tucker!
Amanda: people say he is the BESTin bed!
Lizzy: he is! Trust me I know...
Amanda: what did you say?....
Lizzy: nothing..
lizzy: you....nvm i don’t want to know.
lizzy: he came out of the closet last week tho...
Amanda: awwwwwe! No more fun...
(Both cry themselves to sleep every night)
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A phrase used to describe male gamers, in particular, those who play the mobile game Evony. These individuals commonly solicit other males under the guise of being a woman. Once a rapport has been established, the pecker tucker sends pictures of his penis tucked between his legs to the virginal, nerdy victim. The victim, being virginal and nerdy, believes he has just seen his first vagina and showers the pecker tucker with in game gifts.
Kjcasey: hey do you know Mech01?
Sith🖕: Yeah, I heard he was a pecker tucker.
Kjcasey: Yep, that’s how he got to keep 30.
Sith🖕: I figured, he’s not good enough to do it otherwise.