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An obese woman spying on her husband
When I looked out my window I saw an undercover hippo peeking into someone's motorhome.
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it's ok to be an undercover ho cuz you got the upperhand on these so called hustlers...wrapped around your finger...bootycal ain't even the word and you got ya girl who's gonna look out for you forever
Undercover ho found out Garfield worked at Chick Fil A
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A boy who is a piece of shit but puts on an act of being a descent man to get into your pants.
I went on a date with this guy and he seemed nice, but I looked at his instagram and I think he's an undercover fuck boy.
The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.
I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.
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one who low key enjoys smelling farts while performing oral on their partners
So last night when Jim was going down on me I found he is an undercover dustbuster when I farted and he smelled it enjoyingly.
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rich guy pretending to be a working man
" I didn't know you were a Brother Undercover"
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A white person who has sex with black people, but finds it shameful to tell their white friends for fear of rejection or ridicule.
Tim's dad kicked him out of the house & disowned him when he found out Tim was banging black girls. He tried to hide it by being an undercover nigger lover, but all UNL's eventually get caught.
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