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How Norman "Nick" and Shea view themselves due to their "extensive" knowledge on drugs. These self proclaimed "drug experts" know all the effects and background of every drug. With their "expertise" on drugs, they constantly try to push the narrative that most of these drugs aren't even bad. The reality of the situation is that they've seen some random fuckass bullshit on reddit or seen some tard pro-drug documentary. Usually Norman "Nick" will start spitting some bullshit on drugs with Shea following him and backing whatever bullshit comes out of Norman "Nick"'s mouth. Neither of these dudes are even close to "woke" but for some reason they keeping wanting to believe that they are on a complete different universe just because they "know so much" about drugs.
Norman "Nick": Yo would y'all ever try cocaine? I would definitely do it if given the opportunity.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.
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"Woke" is the ideological and political equivalent of a valley girl instagrammer going to one Buddhist temple, hugging one Indian child, buying a sash from a tourist trap, seeing a goat or something outside a zoo and then making a social media post calling themselves enlightened while posing with a checked off world-map, starbucks, a Hindu Om necklace, with #blessed #spiritual #enlightened among other obnoxious tags.
Claiming oneself to be 'awake' to all things bad-bad while in reality they're just another useful idiot to power hungry marxist social justice ideologues.
I may be living on the street and begging for change just so I can get a vegan chestnut praline soy latte, but at least I have a degree in gender studies so I'm secure in knowing I'm more woke than the average wage-slave that fuels the capitalist system.
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When someone thinks they know it all and is better than everyone else and is right about everything. Someone who thinks they realized that everything is racist, when in fact it is very much themselves that are racist. Someone who thinks that everyone hates transgender people, but in actuality, everyone is ok with it and would just prefer they get help or advice from a doctor first before slicing their penis off.
Karen is woke, but everyone wishes she would leave the United States and move to the middle east...maybe then she will become actually woke and realize she's just a fucking idiot
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Enlightened - beyond the normal curve in progressive thinking.
I thought Josh was, you know, woke when it came to expressing his true feelings.
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(Google) Alert to injustice in society, especially racism.
(Merriam Webster) Aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)
Woke has become far-right's favourite buzz word after identity politics and post-modernism, to dismiss any social issues and individual responsibility. But one should strive to stay woke and not be a sick joke.
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being self-aware of one's own social oppression, and sensitive to how social theory operates in everyday life.
"She all the way woke."
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Anyone or anything the far-right and alt-right do not like.
Far-Right Extremist: *stubs toe on chair*
Also Far-Right Extremist: This chair is woke!
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