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A super badass workout where you use a circus hammock to do yoga! It's made for goddesses and unicorns to bust out into the world In a super magical way.
If she does aerial yoga, then she is probably a badass.
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A camel toe in yoga pants
A girl walks by in yoga pants and I was like BADAMN.....that girl got a yoga monkey.
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The hardest yet most pleasurable sex positions. Basically, a common yoga move but made for sex.
levitating yoga is when a man slightly bends in as the women corrects herself and sticks the head of the penis into the outer sheath of the vagina. The woman's arms are locked behind the man's neck while one of the man's hand is under her back and the other squeezes her tits. For more fun, let the hard cock do all the holding of the woman and let go of all hands.
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when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before
omg drunk yoga was soooo hard today
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a chemical cocktail of xanax and muscle relaxers, used in conjuction to relax one's mind and body.
I couldn't sleep last night so I did some chemical yoga and it put my ass down.
I did chemical yoga, so I can't exactly move at the moment.
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When a couple decides to have rough intercourse.
Human 1: I've had a stressful day and want to let it out.
Human 2: Down for combat yoga?
Human 1: Ooh that's what I need!
Human 2: Game on!!
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When a yoga instructor pays more attention than usual to a single individual, regardless of gender.
Person 1: Did you see the yoga instructor playing grab ass with me the entire class?
Person 2: Def yoga crush. She didn't even look at me once.
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