boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

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black box

a cable box thing used to get free cable.

i used a black box until it broke... now I'm stuck paying for cable

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XXX Box

The Original Hand Held game.

See Masterbation

Screw the Xbox I have the XXX Box.

The XXX Box serving singles since the dawn of humanity.

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box office

The female version of a airplane cockpit. To be used when the entire flight crew is female.

Flight supervisor: "Why don't you head up to the cockpit and see if the pilots want some coffee?"

Flight attendant: "I'm afraid it's a box office today, both pilots are female. Hope they aren't both PMSing."

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top of the box

Elite in nature. Cream of the crop.

That new Porsche is top of the box.

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box rot

when ones twat is so rancid that another cant eat

Cher is suffering from box rot

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A Cardboard-Box

A loose, leathery woman. Commonly refers to their insatiable sexual appetite.

That woman's a real Cardboard-Box

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