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Covid-đź‘˝

the conditions/injuries experienced by bats in the cave they share with coronaviruses (located in 2013 by Wuhan virologists).

The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.

In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.

Covid-đź‘˝ only occurs in anal probed bats, in the Yunnan cave.

Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.

Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.

by nottherealCharlesLieber April 9, 2021


Covid-🧟 ♂️

The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.

Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.

by Covido November 16, 2020


covidism

Covidism \ koh-vid-is-em \ noun: a mundane action or activity that causes pleasure during the Covid-19 pandemic

I organized my sock drawer earlier. That’s my covidism of the day.

by shielanator December 4, 2020


Covidism

Covidisim is a critical situation where a deadly virus spread drastically. More over it created a cultural transformation in the whole world. And this situation may surely remembered in the history as era called pre-covidism and post – cocidism.

There should be a time after covidism

by Sony July 10, 2020


covid thriving

1. The absence of personal crises during a global pandemic

2. Maintaining a status quo of any kind against a backdrop of systemic collapse

Gary told me he hasn’t cried at work since Tuesday, he’s really covid thriving

by Tamarshmallow March 27, 2022


Covid Hat Trick

Getting all three Corona Vaccines, Johnson & Johnson, Moderna, and Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer)

Covid Hat Trick
1st shot - Johnson & Johnson
Booster shot -> Moderna
2nd Booster shot -> Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer

by king of Da niel July 6, 2022


Covid-🇳🇵

When tourism-dependent Nepal reopens Mount Everest to climbers and trekkers despite having the second highest infection rate in South Asia, after India—it has a population of 30 million people and relies on hundreds of foreign diehard mountaineers every year to feed its 200,000 sherpas, guides, and porters.

The Nepalese government has been criticized for being more preoccupied with their party’s in-fighting politics than the coronavirus pandemic—they’re ill-equipped to contain the Covid-🇳🇵situation in the face of zero community based isolation centers and limited ICU beds.

by Covido December 20, 2020