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When you commit a fuck up and everyone knows it
That guy spilt his drink ,again.
Yeah... He commited another moderna.
The feeling of fever, chills, fatigue and general sloth after receiving the second dose of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.
"How you feeling?"
"Pretty awful, I got my second shot last night and now I have the Moderna flu."
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When you're off your face on the Moderna Vaccine and you start texting somebody weird stuff.
Watch Newsboyz and you'll understand what Moderna Texting is. And you'll also understand what Shiny Happy People is really about.
When a person’s breasts grow after receiving the moderna covid-19 vaccine
“wow your boobs look really good today, did you get a new bra?”
“no, i got the moderna titties 💁”
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When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.
Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”