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Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.
The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.
Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy
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Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..
Me: so what are you doing
Friend: nothing much, you?
Me: rawring in the street
Friend: what?
Me: shawk week isd a best
Friend: are you sleep texting?
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A text you send to someone in the same room so other people won't know what you're talking about.
John sent Molly a whisper text so Cheryl wouldn't know about the party later that night.
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(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
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When you know your text was sent but you havent got a reply
I got stuck in text purgatory after telling my wife i wanted to have kids until 5 weeks later when she divorced me
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The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.
My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.
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When you're bored of relationships and wanna command people over text as to what they should do. *Suggestive Emoji* But be careful okay? Being a text slave is only fun and games - do not let it control you - it should work both ways for it to be cool. Otherwise nope. It's basically like a friends with benefits over text but you don't have to really "know" each other. Kind of like role playing.
Example person Scarlett was her boyfriend's text slave. She sent him nudes over the internet (be careful) and did whatever he told her to do.
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