(Noun) A person who is very obese.
The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.
“You have Fat bastard-itus!”
A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.
You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.
I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
Describing a character type or a person who is short yet displays chaotic and or mischievous energy examples ( Frank from always sunny, wario, Garfield and zim from invader Zim
My brother is such a short bastard